<FS3> Gidion rolls Body: Failure.
<FS3> Gidion rolls Body: Failure.
<OOC> Gidion says, "lol. Damn door"
<OOC> Maera says, "…Is Gidion going to die straight out of CG?!"
<OOC> Maera says, "Dayum."
<OOC> Hellan >(
<OOC> Gidion says, "No. I'm trying to kick a door in."
<OOC> Maege says, "Hellan: widow."
<OOC> Vidomir says, "Doors are notoriously resilient."
<OOC> Hellan says, "Defeated by a door."
<OOC> Wyaar says, "Probably barred too"
<OOC> Hellan says, "SUCH SHAME"
<OOC> Tameron says, "should just say the password"
<OOC> Tameron reads above door 'speak friend and enter'
<OOC> Carolis says, "Say 'friend' in Old Tongue."
Riderch spends 1 luck points on BECAUSE FUCK THIS.
Derrioth spends 1 luck points on Going apeshit on these wild fucks.
<Public> Tellur says, "I'm fuckin' goodness and light."
Eva pages: I'm not even sure what happened with the end of wildlings stuff.
You paged Eva with 'We killed 'em good!'
You paged Eva with 'And now we have a bunch of them in Oldtown.'
You paged Eva with 'And we're going to figure out why a Night's Watchman was leading them.'
Eva pages: Woo! … where are they being kept?
Eva pages: Intrigue~
Eva pages: I have to talk to Gidion to find out if he and Hellan are staying with the Mormonts or going to the Weirwood Manse, come to think.
You paged Eva with 'i have no idea'
You paged Eva with 'to either of those questions >.>'
Eva pages: someone's basement
Eva pages: — maybe the answer to both questions
<OOC> Maera says, "I was like…it's Fistula!"
<OOC> Maege :|
<OOC> Maege XD
<OOC> Ulyka says, "Sooo - what's the origin of that flattering name?"
<OOC> Maege says, "Maera keeps reading 'Finnuala' - which is one of my alts - as Fistula."
<OOC> Ulyka cackles. I see!
Later…
<OOC> Ulyka says, "By the way… I started to read that name as 'Fistula' as well, Maege. Thanks Maera."
<OOC> Maege says, "goddammit"
<OOC> Maera bows.
<OOC> Maege CHANGES FINN'S NAME FOREVER
You paged Vidomir with 'Man. Maege is like, "Hey, he said he'd give me a large ice cube so she could pretend to have seen the Wall, this guy must be okay." Later, "WHY ARE YOU FLAYING THAT DUDE."'
From afar, Vidomir lolols.
Vidomir pages: That'll be an awkward conversation.
You paged Vidomir with 'Yes. "Oh. Hi Honey."'
Vidomir pages: 'Look… Look… Okay, hold on… Just… Let me explain.'
Vidomir pages: 'This guy was totes rude to me.
You paged Vidomir with 'Guy on Flaying Rack, "AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH"'
Vidomir pages: 'Like… Really rea- SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO MY WIFE! -lly rude. See? See what I mean? He's screaming while I'm talking.'
Long distance to Vidomir: Finnuala crying laughing.
<OOC> Maera says, "Hellan!"
<OOC> Hellan says, "Maerarara!"
<OOC> Maera says, "…Rararararararah!"
<OOC> Hellan says, "Roooar!"
<OOC> Hellan bear language.
<OOC> Maera says, "Eat honey fuck bitches!"
<OOC> Maera throws bear signs.
<OOC> Hellan bear signs!
(looool, thanks Hellan)
You paged Borros with 'The Maege/Vido wedding is going to be hilarious.'
Borros pages: Since Boltons get boned exactly the least amount of times in all of Westeros.
Borros pages: It really is.
Long distance to Borros: Mariya XD
You paged Borros with 'I am sure Maege will make the most of the situation. ;)'
Borros pages: Oh my.
Borros pages: I shit you not, I immediately pictured a giant club.
Borros pages: Ah. Finally we're alone… SURPRISE CLUB TO THE FACE!
Borros pages: Fucking bears.
Borros pages: Hitting you in the face while your pants are around your ankles and stealing your valuable stark skins.
You paged Borros with 'AN INSIDE JOB!'
Borros pages: I always knew the Mormonts would come for them one day.
Long distance to Borros: Mariya wears them.
Borros pages: Nooooo!
Borros pages: Only a Bolton may wear the Stark skins!
Long distance to Borros: Mariya will be a Bolton!
Borros pages: Oh right.
Borros pages: I feel like you lose the right to wear the Stark skins after you jump your new husband and steal his shit.
Borros pages: But that's just me.
You paged Borros with 'I figure that's what Boltons do, though.'
Long distance to Borros: Mariya is just trying to fit in. :(
Borros pages: No, look. We /skin/ people.
Borros pages: Our enemies.
Borros pages: We don't cold cock our spouses when their expecting some entirely different cocking and jack their prized possessions.
Borros pages: That's like…
Long distance to Borros: Mariya diiiiiiiies.
Borros pages: I don't know.
Borros pages: Florents or something.
Long distance to Borros: Mariya laughs and laughs.
<OOC> Vidomir says, "You're the worst."
<OOC> Maege says, "YOU'RE THE WORST"
<OOC> Vidomir says, "NO YOU."
<OOC> Maege says, "MARRIAGE OVER"
<OOC> Vidomir storms out.
Vidomir leaves, heading towards the Plot Room Hub [O].
Vidomir has left.
You head towards Plot Room Hub
You say, "HEY"
Vidomir punches Cregan in the face.
You say, "YOU GET BACK IN THERE AND MARRY ME"
Maege DRAGS
You head towards TP Room 4
Vidomir arrives from the Plot Room Hub.
Vidomir has arrived.
<OOC> Vidomir says, "FINE!"
Vidomir marries Maege or whatever, but he kinda' just flings the cloak at her and makes out with a hot biddy who happened to be walking by the weirwood.
<FS3> Maege rolls Blades: Great Success.
Maege stabs them both.
<FS3> Vidomir rolls FUCKING RUN, HO!: Success.
Gets away with a flesh wound.
Vidomir does that.
<FS3> Maege rolls Riding Vidomir Down Like A Dog: Good Success.
Maege DOES THAT.
<FS3> Vidomir rolls Takes The Down Out Of Maege's Roll: Success.
<OOC> Maege /dies/.
Vidomir enjoys it.
<FS3> Maege rolls So Vidomir Is A Dog: Success.
<FS3> Vidomir rolls Witty Retort: Success.
<FS3> Maege rolls Better Witty Retort: Success.
<OOC> Maera says, "The Dreadfort is so depressing!"
<OOC> Maege XD
<OOC> Cregan says, "Awesome, though. I love the design they gave it in the series, needed more screentime."
<OOC> Cregan says, "It looks like such a sturdy little keep."
<OOC> Maera says, "Your mom looks like such a sturdy little keep."
<OOC> Maera says, "BOOM"
<OOC> Cregan says, "Sturdy enough to keep -you- out."
<OOC> Maera says, "Biotch, your mom drops her drawbridge for me on the nightly."
<OOC> Cregan says, "Oh snap."
<OOC> Vidomir says, "HAHAHAHAHA. Get out."
<OOC> Vidomir sets the hall on fire.
<OOC> Maera says, "NO"
<OOC> Vidomir locks the doors.
<OOC> Vidomir retires to the sound of screams.
<OOC> Maera clings.
<OOC> Maege nooooo sisterrrrrrr
<OOC> Maege clings to kinswomen.
<OOC> Maege says, "Carolis will have to save Cregan."
<OOC> Maege will take care of Maera and Angharad.
<OOC> Vidomir >_>
<OOC> Vidomir gets the buckets. Takes Maege aside.
<OOC> Vidomir says, "Look, you can't…"
<OOC> Vidomir says, "You can't /jump/ into the fire after I set it."
<OOC> Maege :(
<OOC> Vidomir says, "Just… Look, just stay behind me, okay?"
<OOC> Maera says, "PUNCH HIS DICK"
<OOC> Vidomir says, "Oy!"
<OOC> Maege says, "I like to think that Maera's last words were "PUNCH HIS DICK""
<OOC> Maera says, "Doesn't surprise me."